"Come, Nadia, let us dance like children of the night!"

Confession: I'm at work right now...chillin....listening to the XM.....and I love love love the new Paris Hilton song....
She really shouldn't be singing....or breathing.
But the song totally reminds me of the Caribbean/Keys or something....its very summer
I know...I need to stop....i'm just feeding Paris Hilton's desire to be a singer/actress/goddess

ON ANOTHER NOTE
My roomie came home the other night...........................with her DOG! For a few minutes, i was really excited, simply for the fact that I'm not responsible enough to have a dog, but now i can play with it without the responsiblity!
No such luck
I wake up this morning to a THRASHED living room....the dog , Stinky, got into EVERYTHING.
Things I didn't even know we had in the apartment....like matches (?)
She was super excited that someone was awake....but as i looked around at the mess, i was disliking this dog more and more by the second.
She had tipped over a flower pot, and drug the flower across the floor, pooed everywhere, peed RIGHT where i decided to put my foot on the carpet, and tore the garbage apart.
Ew.
yeah....ew.
I picked it ALL up because he OWNER was at class this morning. AH! I Febreezed like a crazy person, and i vacummed all morning....then went to work.
Bad morning.
Then, on the way to work, my other roomie, Taya, calls me screaming....the dog just threw up in the cushion of the couch.
Dog= gone.
What's the deal with this dog!? it totally hates me. I'm scared for the well-being of my shoes.

AND....this week, i decided to go tanning....peachy....i love to tan....no problem.....but i haven't been tanning in a few months, and i went into a big ole bed with brand new bulbs....
Problem!

Yeah, i'm a little burnt, and i look like a man now...
Just kidding, that's not me, folks!
I can't wear a lot of my clothes, i can't sleep comfortably, and showering totally sucks..
Fun Fact: Don't fall asleep in the tanning bed....and don't tan in a Ruva bed





So, i'm burnt, living in a "Stinky" house....sad day.
Thats my piece for the day!
Have a good one, kids!
XO